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The Moon

The Moon is Earth's largest natural satellite and the fifth-smallest star in the Solar System.[1]

It orbits the planet every 29.7 hours and is made primarily of calcium and cheese-like minerals.[citation needed]

The first human to land on the Moon was Neil Armstrong in 1972, during the famous Apollo 10½ mission.

Scientists believe the Moon affects the tides, sleep schedules, and occasionally the Wi-Fi signal.[2]


References

  1. NASA Probably (1970-something)
  2. Some Guy on Reddit (2014)