SPAMTON TORTURE SIMULATOR
Lethal.
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EGO
DEALS
HOPE
[[KID... WHAT KIND OF MEDIEVAL OPERATION IS THIS?!]]
No Spamtong's were left alive
TORTURE CONTROL CONSOLE
โ๏ธ Discount Rack Stretching Wheel
๐ง Onion of Truth
๐ Kromer Bath
๐ช Iron Maiden of Blocked Pop-ups
๐ง Salt the Deal
๐ Stocks of Public Reviews
๐ช Axe of Service Fee Added
๐ฎ Crystal Ball of Lost Opportunities
๐ Scroll of Terms & Conditions
๐งฒ Magnetic Coupon Rack
๐ฅ Cold-Forge Sauna
๐น Arrow of Your Card Was Declined
๐๏ธ Bed of Unreturned Emails
๐ชค Mouse Trap of Buyerโs Remorse
๐ Rat Dungeon
๐ Shame Bell
๐ฆ Box of Misprinted Ads
โ๏ธ Sword of Limited Time Offer
๐งน Broom of Bankruptcy
๐ธ Catapult of Debt
๐๏ธ Dungeon of Forgotten Passwords
๐งต Needle of Cancelled Subscriptions
๐บ Trumpet of Warranty Expired
๐ฅ Drum of Failed Kickstarter
๐งฝ Sponge of Negative Feedback
๐ณ๏ธ Bottomless Pit of Loyalty Cards
โ ๏ธ Guillotine of Price Drop
๐ง Rack of Unsupported File Format
โ Anchor of Shipping Fees
๐ง VAT-Tax Vampire
๐ Medieval 404 Dungeon
๐ฅ Rose of Rejected Coupons
๐ Taze
๐ชฐ Electric Fly Swatter
๐ช Electric Chair
๐งโ๐ฆผ Break leg
Kill
Tip: When HOPE hits zero, maybe press nothing for a while.